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What is the funniest thing your dog or pet has ever done or eaten?

Once my dog was in the car hanging her head out the window , and all of the sudden she jumped out and she was hanging by her leash! The people driving behind us was probably laughing! Do you have any funny story's about your pet or dog? Also what I funniest thing your pet or dog has every eaten??? I will choose funniest story as best answer! All of you have funny things! Do you think my story is funny? I am afraid to open the windows when my dog is in the car now...LOL

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1. Poop...Ya thats right I said Poop...Its really really gross!!!..lol...But hes still so cute! still puppy and dumb as hell..=D
2. we were going for a boat ride with our dog.. we got to the shore and we were tying the boat to a dock when the dog jumped out of the boat and started running across the dock.. there was all this scum-like stuff off the end of the dock which I guess looked like solid ground to the dog, because she hopped right on it and immediately sank.. she started flipping out and thrashing wildly so I grabbed her by the collar and pulled her out and she smelled terrible from all that stuff.. but it was hilarious!
3. My dog Ogre is sick as hell. He thinks our cat's litter box is a delicacy...sick!!!! He also likes to eat the rinds of tennis balls. Unfortunately, they don't digest well and we've had to help him give birth to tennis ball rind dookies....nice huh? LOL!
4. One night, while I was happily eating lime sorbet and tuning into prime time TV, my cat comes into the room. I thought nothing of it at the time, so I continued to watch the TV, and eat my ice cream treat. Setting my bowl on the couch, I got up to go to the kitchen for something. When I came back, my cat was eating my sorbet, and he didn't seem in a hurry to stop either! Needless to say, I didn't have the rest of my sorbet that night! :( My other cat likes to carry small things around like stuffed animals, but his favorite is socks! We will come home one night from eating dinner, and we will find stray socks all over the place, or stuffed animals on the stairs....it's quite funny, but annoying when your looking for a match for a sock! OMG, when I read your story the first thing I though was, poor dog!! Then after that, I laughed...sorry...but it was quite funny! My dog eats cat poo from the litter box, but that's not that funny,,,it's just really GROSS!!
5. I have a mixed black labrador and husky. She's a bundle of energy and the moment I open the door she just bursts out in the backyard. She runs and turn her corners so fast, that she tends to derail from her intended course. the worst one was when she turned too quickly and ran head first into a pine tree. It was really funny, becasue she just sprung back, looked at the pine tree figuring out what the hell happened, and before I even had time to worry if she actualy got hurt, she got back up and ran some more lol.
6. Our Pekingese dog used to dance to Lou Monte's Lazy Mary (Lune Mezza Mare). It was very funny! As for eating, once I had a bacon cheeseburger on the table and someone knocked on the door, while I tried to get rid of this pesky salesperson, the dog climbed up on the chair and proceeded to eat my burger!
7. my dog does not sit on his anus like normal dogs, he slouches like humans sitting on his lower back above his tail with his back legs sticking up in the air. he also talks back when you speak to him, a series of growls and stuff, I think he thinks he is human. sometimes he will sit next to me on the ground and put his front leg over my leg like a human leaning on a fence or wall.
8. all my pets have been crazy. especially a hamster, on the first night we got him he went crazy, jumping through his house window, doing somersaults etc it was hilarious. My cats go on my trampoline! hahahaha
9. Well, I have two cats right now, and they often try to catch small things like moths and frogs (they have actually eaten moths and roaches before, and killed a poor little frog). They are in no way vicious or anything--just really curious all the time. The funniest thing they actually tried to eat was me! When I first started taking care of these cats, they were pretty much starved because my neighbor abandoned them when she moved, and they weren't being fed. They were very skinny and desperate for food. I brought some food out for them, and when one of the cats was finished, he came over and started sniffing my crotch! He was definitely still hungry, and because I was wearing flip flops, her tried to pounce on my toe and eat that too. Silly cat..had me and friend laughing our asses off. It was hilarious.
10. My rabbit, Poppy, was a tiny thing when I got her. One day, she was sitting in my lap while I was eating a hamburger, and she just stood up, tore a chunk of the meat off and proceeded to eat it. I was shocked! After that, we couldn't keep her away from dog food kibble and the like. Disturbing and kinda funny.
11. I had a baby potbellies pig in the house. I let it out side to play and my Jackrussell {Sussie} was laying on the ground and the baby pig Rollie Polly, rolled her around the dog lot. It was so funny to watch. I took a video of it and I am thinking of sending it to Americas Funniest Home Videos.